You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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