Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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