when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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