yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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