I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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