you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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