Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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