Nicole vs. Life
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Vodka?
Forever.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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