That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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