Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he told me I talked like a deaf person
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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