Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
