We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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