when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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