I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Randomize
