But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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