you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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