i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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