I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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