When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize