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(323): View more from California

i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Special does not even begin to describe that text.

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(573): View more from Missouri

my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid

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(973): View more from New Jersey

she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited

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