your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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