Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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