he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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