Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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