I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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