we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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