And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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