This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
