I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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