Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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