never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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