I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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