do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Dicks are not precious.
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