In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize