I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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