What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
