I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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