he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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