mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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