Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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