Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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