I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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