But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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