i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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