It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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