You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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