he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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