I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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