too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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