would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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