Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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