So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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