and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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