all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
