Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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